designer: isabel lopez-quesada
I CAN SORT OF SEE WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR, BUT THE MAIN PROBLEM HERE IS THAT YOU DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE … STYLE? GOOD CLOTHES? A MODICUM OF RESTRAINT? THINGS LIKE THAT.
RIGHT NOW YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE LET LIBERACE DESIGN A METER MAID UNIFORM FOR A DESERT ENVIRONMENT.
PLEASE DON’T SMILE. THAT’S NOT A COMPLIMENT.
DO YOU EVER THINK THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING TOTAL BADASSES WITH TIME TO KILL AND MONEY TO BURN?
… NO, NOT REALLY.
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. ONE DAY I WENT TO THE PIZZA PLACE NEXT TO THE BAR DURING THE DAY, SOBER, AND I REALIZED THAT IT’S ACTUALLY SOME OF THE WORST PIZZA ON EARTH. THEN I WATCHED MY FAVORITE TV SHOW WHEN I WASN’T HIGH AND IT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL. AFTER THAT I TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF ALL SUBSTANCES AND REALIZED I DIDN’T ACTUALLY LIKE ANY OF MY FRIENDS, MY MUSIC, OR MY HOBBIES.
TURNS OUT I’M NOT BISEXUAL, I REALLY LIKE COOKING, AND BOOKS ARE KIND OF AWESOME.
I HAD NO IDEA.
